”The Seven Year Itch” Review

Director: Billy Wilder Writers: Billy Wilder & George Axelrod I’ve seen very little of Marilyn Monroe’s body of work (cinematically speaking). Sure, I’ve seen Some Like It Hot, but beyond that, not much. So when I was suggested to watch … Lue loppuun

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York Review

Director: Chris Columbus Writer: John Hughes The first Home Alone was an instant classic, a well-made holiday film for the whole family that has lost zero charm over the years. The film was a box office hit, so of course … Lue loppuun

Crippling Mental Disorders of the Heretic Neon Horses: My Little Pony – A Very Minty Christmas Review

Director: Victor Dal Chele Writer: Jeanne Romano I must really love punishing myself. I’m like that albino monk in The Da Vinci Code, but instead of whipping myself with a chalice, I watch kids’ films that are not meant to … Lue loppuun

Review: A Dangerous Man (2009)

Director: Keoni Waxman Writer: Keoni Waxman Steven Seagal doing a DTV-movie? Honestly, what do you think how the movie’s gonna turn out? So, in any case, our boy Stevie plays Shane, an ex-Special Forces guy who gets wrongly imprisoned for … Lue loppuun

Space Pirate Captain Harlock Review

Director: Shinji Aramaki Writers: Harutoshi Fukui & Kiyoto Takeuchi Based on a manga series by Leiji Matsumoto, Space Pirate Captain Harlock (or Harlock: Space Pirate) is a CGI space opera from Toei Animation studios, the same company that brought you … Lue loppuun

My Little Pony: What The Fuck (AKA My Little Pony: Twinkle Wish Adventure)

Director: John Grusd Writer: Sherri Stoner (I bet she is) What the hell is wrong with Bronies? I mean grown men digging some weird TV show aimed at preschooler girls. Is there something I missed? Does the show have some … Lue loppuun