Director: Kevin Reynolds
Writers: Pen Densham & Ken Watson
Starring: Kevin Costner, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio & Alan Rickman (yee!)
Synopsis: Robin Hood steals from the 1%.
Kevin Costner really wanted to play the three-breasted prostitute in Total Recall.
Kevin Costner having his lunchbreak.
He’s just seen Lindsay Lohan having breakfast.
”What’s that, Uwe Boll? You’re making a film adaptation of the somewhat popular video game Alone in the Dark? Wow, that sounds great, count me in!”
After Toast Simulator, a kickstarter campaing began on Arrow Simulator.
When Guillermo del Toro was making The Hobbit, he originally cast Dr. House for the title role.
Lindsay Lohan having breakfast.
”Anybody wanna buy a child?”
He failed the Naga Morich pepper challenge.
”I’m here to claim my rightsh to Prima Nocta.”
ALAN RICKMAN BONUS ROUND #1:
After years of hard work on the theater scene, Alan Rickman finally gets to play his dream role of Scrooge McDuck.
ALAN RICKMAN BONUS ROUND #2:
Alan Rickman (left) was slightly disappointed by Madame Tussaud’s version of Alan Rickman (right).
Sentence: No need to call off Christmas.