Director: Guy Norris
Writers: Louis Sun and Steven Reich
Starring: Richard Norton, Cynthia Rothrock & Patrick Muldoon
Synopsis: Kicking in Indonesia.
”Technical support, Jenny speaking. How may I help you?”
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Cynthia Rothrock gives great head.
The ”Michael J. Pollard” masks are in this Halloween. (It’s no shame to Google him, you know.)
Nice to see that Patrick Muldoon came on the set with his resumé.
”Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine.”
Tonight in ”Dancing With The Stars”: Rade Serbedzija and John Travolta.
Finally they found the perfect actors for the long-awaited Shirley MacLaine and Roger Reed biopic.
Fear and Loathing in Jakarta.
”One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole fucking race!”
PATRICK MULDOON BONUS ROUND:
Patrick Muldoon is rehearsing his final scene in ’Starship Troopers’.
PRINT MEDIA BONUS ROUND:
So, any story is an excuse to print a photo of 90’s Alec Baldwin?
Sentence: This movie’s balls needs headbutting from Cynthia Rothrock.