”Director”: Anthnony C. Ferrante
”Writer”: Thunder Levin (no, seriously, this can’t be a real guy, can it?)
”Starring”: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard, Cassandra Scerbo
”Synopsis”: Tornado with sharks.
He realised that the tattoo that he got last night was a mistake.
After 20 years of waiting at The Peach Pit Steve Sanders realised that the rest of the gang was not coming back.
John Heard? More like John neverHeard of ever again.
”Smile, you son of a lazy rip off from a far better film!”
John Heard starring in ”Home Alone: Lost In Straight-To-DVD-land”
Tara Reid and Cassie Scerbo approve this film.
Tara Reid is about to have breakfast.
Normal reaction to Tara Reid’s audition tape.
Tara Reid will win The Darwin Awards in 3…2…
The only thing that one needs to see when looking at Ian Ziering’s résumé.
Sentence: Sharky Shark and the Funky Bunch doesn’t have enough bite.
They couldn’t even align the main title correctly.