Director: Raja Gosnell
Writer: Bizarro John Hughes
Starring: Alex D.Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt
Synopsis: A kid defends his home against home invaders. And it’s christmas.
Philadelphia: The Early Years
The script of Home Alone 3 has this scene written down. What do you mean ”John Hughes has lost his touch”?
Think about it: ten years from this movie you masturbate to her. At least I HOPE it’s ten years later.
Somehow Yoda sensed that Anakin might not be the one who will bring balance to the Force.
Sometimes the failed screen captures are the funniest ones. Just look at it. LOOK AT IT!!!!
The prequel film depicting Black Widow and Hawkeye as kids was ultimately a bad move from Marvel.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why,
Steve Vai is coming to town.
The screen testing of a live action version of Rocket Raccoon wasn’t successful, so Guardians Of The Galaxy will have the character done in CGI.
He’s making a list,
And checking it twice,
Gonna find out,
Who’s naughty and nice,
Funky Vai is coming to town.
CHRISTMAS BONUS ROUND 1:
The original vision of the new alien design in Prometheus was too scary even for Ridley Scott.
CHRISTMAS BONUS ROUND 2:
The only actor returning from the two previous Home Alone movies was Catherine O’Hara’s jacket.
Sentence: john Hughes finally became the Wet Bandit himself, robbing our childhood.