Director: Terry Miles
Writer: John Sullivan
Starring: Steve Austin, Danny Trejo, Serinda Swan, Noel Gugliemi
Synopsis: Stone Cold Steve Austin goes on a vigilante mission against a small town biker gang led by Danny Trejo.
David Lynch’s casting choices on Lost Highway were sometimes questionable.
What really kept Machete awake all those nights was Steven Seagal’s decision to commit suicide when fighting Machete.
John Waters as a cop. Yep, nothing out of the ordinary in that.
Taco Tuesdays didn’t sit well with Steve Austin.
I wonder if they used Danny Trejo’s actual rap sheet for this shot…
Danny Trejo is a cheap date.
The actress is waiting for the shoot to start in her trailer.
”Machete don’t text!”
”Machete texts if Stone Cold says so!”
Her name is Serinda Swan. Go ahead, Google her. I did. I Googled her all night long…
Sentence: Stepsons of Anarchy.